ask-presto:

My guide to one of the most lulzy lifestyles in the animal kingdom. As a part-time apiarist, I’ve always been amused by how over-the-top of a drone is, and how horrifying it is for them to mate with their queen (who is their mom, by the way).

ask-presto:

My guide to one of the most lulzy lifestyles in the animal kingdom. As a part-time apiarist, I’ve always been amused by how over-the-top of a drone is, and how horrifying it is for them to mate with their queen (who is their mom, by the way).

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

angrypteris:

jerantheknight:

boku-no-neopets:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.

so close.

H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG

what even

THEQCKBRWGJVERTHELAZYG

aw man

HE QUIK BRON FO JUOS OER HE LA DOG

what even

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

dang

So somebody should buy me the new Humble Bundle.

I’ll draw you something.  BARTER SYSTEM COMMISSION?

help me i’m broke and want video games

or if you just don’t want the steam versions for your own bundle for some unfathomable reason i’ll take your code from you

artofthepony:

Art trade with Ask-colt!Hope you like it!

Ghost’s half of our trade!  S’awesome!

artofthepony:

Art trade with Ask-colt!
Hope you like it!

Ghost’s half of our trade!  S’awesome!

adapadapa:

bansh:

purpleweeble:

redvedev:

thegoodsonisbad:

supatomic:

gulliversbirdswagship:

moominboy:

ryxchordata:

purpleweeble:

queenston:

adapadapa:

thegoodsonisbad:

ryxchordata:

thegoodsonisbad:

adapadapa:

crestedbooka:

adapadapa:

confirmed for final fantasy xv


sometimes beta art changes though

holy god

this needs to be a thing on tumblr
putting on clothes wrong and becoming final fantasy characters

I’m gone for eleven minutes and this is what I come back to


i dont see a problem

oh wow it looks like we have our magic user


high priest


Thief


Soldier


literal anime sidekick

I THINK YOU GUYS NEED A BOSS


priestess


I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY TOOK OFF AHAHAHFDKSLA I LOVE TUMBLR


ghost

YESSS


BERSERK

Naming this the best Final Pantasy thread, because it is PRIME.

adapadapa:

bansh:

purpleweeble:

redvedev:

thegoodsonisbad:

supatomic:

gulliversbirdswagship:

moominboy:

ryxchordata:

purpleweeble:

queenston:

adapadapa:

thegoodsonisbad:

ryxchordata:

thegoodsonisbad:

adapadapa:

crestedbooka:

adapadapa:

confirmed for final fantasy xv

sometimes beta art changes though

holy god

this needs to be a thing on tumblr

putting on clothes wrong and becoming final fantasy characters

I’m gone for eleven minutes and this is what I come back to

i dont see a problem

oh wow it looks like we have our magic user

high priest

Thief

Soldier

literal anime sidekick

I THINK YOU GUYS NEED A BOSS

priestess

I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY TOOK OFF AHAHAHFDKSLA I LOVE TUMBLR

ghost

YESSS

BERSERK

Naming this the best Final Pantasy thread, because it is PRIME.

cobalthiddensky:

stupidlyclever:

the-rusty-unycorn:

syntheticearth:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

but guys

guys

GUYS

disgusting vulgarity

All the better to offend you with!

Want. SO HARD.

oh gawd this game c:

I love this game.  I printed out a few sheets of the cards available on the site for download and played with my friends, and I’d really like to buy the actual cards to play it.

(via the-duke-of-loss)

sleepdepravity replied to your photo: Ten years ago, when I played Neopets as a mere…

hahahahaha loser

Mean. :<

Ten years ago, when I played Neopets as a mere boy, I had one goal: Have enough money for an Everlasting Apple, so I would never worry about my pets going hungry again.
There were two problems with this goal.
One of my pets was a Kyrii.  Kyriis are allergic to apples.
Food is super easy to get and this would be a stupid waste of money.
I don&#8217;t plan on buying it any more, but I&#8217;ve made my 10 year old self proud by accomplishing his life goal.
I&#8217;m so accomplished.  Now to feel sad at all the multimillionaires on the neotag.

Ten years ago, when I played Neopets as a mere boy, I had one goal: Have enough money for an Everlasting Apple, so I would never worry about my pets going hungry again.

There were two problems with this goal.

  1. One of my pets was a Kyrii.  Kyriis are allergic to apples.
  2. Food is super easy to get and this would be a stupid waste of money.

I don’t plan on buying it any more, but I’ve made my 10 year old self proud by accomplishing his life goal.

I’m so accomplished.  Now to feel sad at all the multimillionaires on the neotag.

No matter how unequivocally I may be proven wrong, I will always assert that holding Up and B will make the pokemon you’re trying to catch escape less frequently.

micthemicrophone:

redenchilada:

you idiot

this is all wrong

don’t you know you hold right and mash A

Down

A

B

My god you guys are fucking stupid.

I always hit A and B at the same time at the exact moment the Pokemon entered the pokeball.